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"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 08/29/2014 at 10:45 • Filed to: None

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The emblem has a tenuous grasp on the grill.

I'm not crazy about the paint but the exhaust does dump out in front of the rear tires like a truck's exhaust should.

Extra gauges, a weird wheel and aftermarket shifter. Sorry boys she's a two pedal wonder.

505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem 08/29/2014 at 10:52

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Super Shitty

ACESandEIGHTS > CalzoneGolem 08/29/2014 at 10:52

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"Tenuous grasp" hahaha, epic. That badge just added a further $5,000 to the price tag, fully legit. Love the Auto Zone steering wheel. Too bad about the iffy upgrades on this and the automatic because—oh, and that ridiculous paint job which is begging for some jagged dinosaur teeth and stick-on googly eyes—other than _all that_ it looks pretty clean.

CalzoneGolem > ACESandEIGHTS 08/29/2014 at 10:56

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I'm not sure what's under that hood but a lot of this could be forgivable based on that information.

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 08/29/2014 at 10:57

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Simply suspicious.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > CalzoneGolem 08/29/2014 at 11:02

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Whilst looking at the first picture I couldn't identify the vehicle right away, and at first glance thought it was a Citation based on the lights. A Citation SS? That would probably be the ultimate insult to the SS badge.

CalzoneGolem > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 08/29/2014 at 11:07

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Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > CalzoneGolem 08/29/2014 at 11:16

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Touche...

As Du Volant > CalzoneGolem 08/29/2014 at 11:29

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The very 90's paint job plus the Autozone steering wheel are just perfect.

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem 08/29/2014 at 11:49

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webmonkees > CalzoneGolem 08/29/2014 at 11:53

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Heh, a friend's buddy was/is a serial car killer. Somewhat magnified by the fact that he'd go to the junkyard and buy his replacements there. He bought a Chevette from them, but it turns out that was a car the yard were setting up for a race, had a big V8 stuffed in it.

CalzoneGolem > webmonkees 08/29/2014 at 12:00

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A V8? Oh what a surprise!

webmonkees > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 08/29/2014 at 12:23

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At the time they actually were selling SS models so they had to burn another marque badge.

webmonkees > CalzoneGolem 08/29/2014 at 12:25

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Considering he'd only paid about $250 for it and the other employees at the junkyard not aware of what had just happened, yep, surprises were had.